My funny friends

I have two favourite jokes and they go:

(1)
Two sausages were on a barbecue one day.
One sausage said to the other:
"Man! It's hot in here!"
The other sausage said:
"WHAT?! YOU CAN TALK?!?!?!????!!!??!"

(2)
Two sausages were on a barbecue one day.
One sausage said to the other:
"Man! It's hot in here!"
The other sausage said:
"WHAT?! YOU CAN TALK?!?!?!????!!!??!"
It was so shocked that it rolled off the barbecue.

Hahahahahaha!!!

I love it!
Never fails to bring me a good laugh :)

Then came 2 candidates to challenge the Iron Joker (ie me).

Oh it's on like Donkey Kong!

Candidate One Profile:

Name: Truc
Likes: Trees

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other,
"You stay here; I'll go on a head."
The other hat said "you can talk???!!!!???"

Candidate Two Profile:

Name: Rowena
Likes: TBA

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knew that readers digest and writers cramp.

Ok, if you are a normal person like me, candidate one is a plagiarist and candidate two makes little sense.

love them to bits though, humour or no humour :)